It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk