I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm an idiot
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me