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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.