Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (217)

Last Night in Illinois (217)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper http://tfl.nu/swmc

Replies (54) Good night (9970) Bad night (329) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot http://tfl.nu/time

Replies (19) Good night (9091) Bad night (260) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out http://tfl.nu/t2x9

Replies (38) Good night (8822) Bad night (575) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

(1-217): View more from Illinois

Don't worry about it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): Why is there a cactus in the microwave? (1-217): Don't worry about it. http://tfl.nu/f5vn

Replies (24) Good night (8774) Bad night (289) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation. http://tfl.nu/9spz

Replies (14) Good night (8072) Bad night (235) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket" http://tfl.nu/imu3

Replies (12) Good night (7966) Bad night (533) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike. http://tfl.nu/fre7

Replies (47) Good night (7674) Bad night (582) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.

(217): View more from Illinois

Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on. (217): Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder. http://tfl.nu/huht

Replies (13) Good night (7169) Bad night (420)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again. http://tfl.nu/eq2e

Replies (26) Good night (6912) Bad night (585) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012 http://tfl.nu/jiqa

Replies (19) Good night (5399) Bad night (616) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it http://tfl.nu/d9op

Replies (28) Good night (5341) Bad night (251) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom? http://tfl.nu/rbqh

Replies (20) Good night (5220) Bad night (291) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...

(1-217): View more from Illinois

please don't ever take me to a strip club again...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals... (1-217): please don't ever take me to a strip club again... http://tfl.nu/2ds8

Replies (28) Good night (5175) Bad night (1163)
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens http://tfl.nu/oucj

Replies (19) Good night (4883) Bad night (206) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(217): View more from Illinois

i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(217): i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick http://tfl.nu/rn55

Replies (5) Good night (4872) Bad night (541) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in Illinois (217)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: