I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
no that's ok
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.