Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa