While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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