you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
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i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.