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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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