Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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