Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick