I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it