I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.