He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.