Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10