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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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