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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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