Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...