THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle