My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him