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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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