It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.