you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section