you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently