she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?