we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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