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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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