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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i dont even know how to be here

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(212): View more from New York

i want you now

(916): View more from California

you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(415): View more from California

I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.

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That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.

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(636): View more from Missouri

just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

You got my ass fired just for knowing you

(479): View more from Arkansas

thanks for the bacon

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