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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i dont even know how to be here
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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