they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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