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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
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