I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
In America we eat man semen.
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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.