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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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