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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...

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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.

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