I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I need help removing her.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.