Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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