Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.