one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.