i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm fucking your sister right now.
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...