i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm fucking your sister right now.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...