Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"