double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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