i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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