He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?