there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.