What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.