At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession