This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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