I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian