IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.