i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...