looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"