looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Sex with a fat chick.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"