I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.